Unfortunately, the time has come. The Union Square Climate Clock has an hour left on it; soon, we will all be obliterated into nothing. So…
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Buzzsaw Asks: Why Are There No Goddamn Trash Cans on Campus?
by Aud Fitzgerald January 31, 2026There are many things you cannot do on the Ithaca College campus. You can’t eat properly cooked chicken. You can’t date someone who hasn’t already…
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5 Best Exit Lines to Get Away From the Old Guy at Moonies Who Just Bought You A Drink
by Amelia Elliott November 10, 2025So you’re in a tough spot. You have your friend’s fake ID in one hand and your filled-to-the-brim vodka cranberry in the other. You know…
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Exclusive Interview With Trump(‘s Organs)
by Jordan Costolo November 10, 2025After Donald Trump became less and less active on social media, the immediate response from the United States was that the only thing that would…
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HOW TO THRIVE IN YOUR FIRST LONG-DISTANCE, LOW-COMMITMENT, HIGH EMOTION SITUATIONSHIP
by Angie Snyder November 10, 2025First things first: Congratulations, babe! You’re either already tangled up in a situationship, or you’re about to dive headfirst into the most thrilling emotional rollercoaster…
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Roommate Sexiled Back in 2018 Found Lost Wandering Halls: “Dazed But In Stable Condition”
by Charlie Boucher November 10, 2025Jacob Williams, long thought to be another poor soul lost to roommate carelessness, was discovered by students in the freshman dorm last weekend. Williams, last…
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Posters I’ve Had to Stare At While Cumming, Ranked
by Olivia Stemp November 10, 2025Standard dorm-issue Mia Wallace blowing smoke. Thumbtacked into drywall. Spent a half hour explaining his Letterboxd Top 4. Dick okay, rhythm nonexistent, condom broke because…
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10 COMMUNITY ENGAGING EXERCISES FOR POLYCULES
by Aicha Bathily November 10, 2025One of the top burning questions in today’s romantic culture is a complicated one, “how do I keep my polycule(s) together?”. While it isn’t easy,…
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Breaking News: Naive Gay Freshman Shocked to Find that Everyone on Grindr is a Creep
by Andrew Stein November 10, 2025Last Friday, out of what he claims to be “sheer curiosity,” Ithaca College freshman Tyler Woods downloaded the infamous gay hook-up app Grindr. For the…
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Your Major, Your Kink
by Iris Chapman & Rob Wintsch November 10, 2025Math: Edging. Your dom would give you a logarithmic equation you have to solve before you get the code to take off your chastity cage.…