Spring Break Forever… I watched Spring Breakers in preparation for spring break. Nothing prepared me for the significant life changes it would cause. It has…
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How One Jackass Ruined My Vacation CABO SAN LUCAS, MEXICO – I anticipated my visit to Cabo to consist of my toes in the water…
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Spring Breakers found with Trace amounts of Sunscreen and Hand Sanitizer in their System 3-20-22 A recent trend shows an increasing illness contracted by youth…
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A White Family’s Paradise I want you to imagine something: You’re in an airport after a beach vacation. You are sunburnt, tired and somehow relaxed,…
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Buzzsaw Asks Why…Cher said ‘I Got You Babe’ but won’t pay my tuition?
by Sarah Borsari March 29, 2022I get it. Life was free and easy in the 70’s and it just can’t be that way anymore. Cher existed in an era where…
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Does ABBA Exist in the Mamma Mia! Universe? In Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again, Harry Bright (portrayed by Hugh Skinner) furrows his eyebrows as…
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I think we should cut all vintage clothing into crop tops
by Connor Standford March 8, 2022Just to Play Devil’s Advocate Vintage clothing is cute as a concept, but I’m getting bored. There’s nothing exciting about wearing something that someone else…
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“Stayin’ Alive” Has Become Camp If you’ve ever taken a CPR certification class, you have most likely learned about the “Stayin’ Alive” trick. When learning…
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A comprehensive list of disco songs that did not age well
by Molly Fitzsimons March 8, 2022From bad, to horrendous 1. “You Should be Dancing” by Bee Gees: no, thanks 2. “Celebration” by Kool and the Gang: no one should be…
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A Step-by-Step Progression It is the year 2022; you’ve just become Tik Tok famous for a solid 5 minutes. You want to keep this momentum…