The forest behind my house is large. It goes, and it keeps going until it reaches the church on the top of the hill that…
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I am looking for a toad The fattest one I can find That calls to me with the sound of an arrow being released from…
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An anonymous group of monkey-wrenchers from the Ithaca area have been impeding the construction of the new AI plant off of Cayuga Lake. There have…
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After Donald Trump became less and less active on social media, the immediate response from the United States was that the only thing that would…
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I have locked my roommate out for several days to lay on my twin bed With a woman that is so close to me I…
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It brokeYou have to be fucking kidding meNo I’m not yelling at you Get dressed, we have to go to CVSWhere are my underwearI’m sorry…