Dear Saw, Darling sweet. This isn’t you, babysaw. You’re so sexy and beautiful, and god I wish I could have you again. Every time I…
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Marriage/DivorceSawdust
An Open Letter to Everyone Who Calls My Marriage to Another Straight Woman “Gay”
by Olivia Stemp May 11, 2025Every single day I wake up, brush the hair out of my wife’s face, kiss her forehead lovingly, and go online to be accused of…
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Marriage/DivorceSawdust
Top Ten Sexual Encounters That Were Worse Than Getting Assaulted:
by Anonymous May 11, 2025During a particularly high stakes game of Would You Rather, a girl asked the group “Would you rather have your WORST sex recorded and broadcasted…
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I got picked up by this guy I met at a concert in his car, who said he knew a spot. Indicating that he wanted…
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Creature FeatureSawdust
What to Expect When You’re Expecting the Eraserhead Baby
by Brian Murray April 17, 2025In this desolate wasteland, there are not many opportunities to relax. You may think, “I barely have time to clean my apartment; how can I…
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An Exclusive InterviewI’m walking up to the quaint suburban facade of a home in Burbank, California. Dense vegetation spurts from the ground, casting layers of…
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Cheugy | Fall 2024SawdustUncategorized
POV: You’re Lena Dunham and Jack Antonoff’s Dog
by Ari Klein December 7, 2024This is a transcript from the breakup of Lena Dunham and Jack Antonoff as told by their dog. “You can finally eat in the bed…
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Cheugy | Fall 2024Sawdust
Choose Your Fav Lady Gaga Look and We’ll Tell You Which Glee Character You Are
by Rory Gould December 7, 20243. The bejeweled and subsequently bloodied white ensemble she wore to the 2009 VMAs. 4.The sheer bodysuit she wore while leaving the Thierry Mugler aftershow…
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My Real Attempt To Become Ne-Yo’s Top Listener I want you to think about all of the music artists you listened to in your youth.…
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Connor Franta’s POV: December 5th, 2024 I feel so lost…. Yes, I’ve written 3 memoirs each less popular than the former, and have run multiple…