Sawdust

Hello Incel Nation, For years we have suffered from being unable to crack, and I think I’ve finally found out why. When I was little,…

Question 1: What are you doing on a Friday night? a. Lying out in the grass with a speaker and all your buddies  b. Getting…

I’ve learned a lot from being both bisexual and someone who doesn’t like carbonation, mainly that men and women, to me, are like coffee and…

You thought it was all over. You thought I was done? Well bitch…you thought wrong. When I entered my first buzzsaw pitch meeting, I saw…

Let the record show that Brent L. Torque, age 44, father of three, possessor of one snake and zero working brake lights, earnestly believed he…

[Editor’s Note: This edition was originally supposed to have 2 features covering events on Easter Sunday, with one reporter covering the National Hot, Divorced Dad…

Look, it’s not my fault that Gemma is really fucking boring. She’s the kind of girl that gets excited when she eats a really good…

Well, you got married a little too young. Maybe for love. Maybe for the dual-income tax break. Maybe because you forgot to use protection. Maybe…

Dear Buzz,  Things have changed since we last spoke. I received your letter. It’s a reminder of the few sweet moments we had together, but…