Can you spy: 1 Etch a sketch 5 letters –what do they spell? (ROOTS) 3 vials of glitter 2 barrettes 4 toy cars 5 plastic…
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FeaturedRoots | Spring 2024Sawdust
Foraging for Fun and for Profit with Conrad Whippoorwill
by Cormac Abbey May 3, 2024Hello. Funny seeing you here. Well, not exactly, because you are reading my writing on a page, so I can’t see you, nor are you…
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The Roots of My Crippling Fear of Mascots
by Stephanie Tokasz May 3, 2024Interviewer: Today, we are here with a young girl, unironically named Birdy, who has an intense fear of bird mascots. She is here to speak…
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Across Down 2. Her publicist worked overtime for the eyesight thing 1. You know her, you love her, the Buffy of the vegetable world 4.…
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Who’s Your Springtime Soulmate?
by Malika Beveridge-Bignall May 3, 2024Answer these questions to find out! 1. Favorite type of weather? A) Rain B) Shine C) Fog D) Dust Storm 2. How do you relax…
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Roots | Spring 2024Sawdust
Buzzsaw Asks Why…Can’t I run off to become a trad wife influencer?
by Connor Stanford May 3, 2024I no longer want to pursue a college education. The only appealing thing about a 9 to 5 is vaguely relating to a Dolly Parton…
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“Come, sit down, boy,” a father says to his son, gesturing to the edge of the bed. “Do you know what day it is today?”…
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So you’re 25… time to start planning your funeral!
by Stephanie Tokasz March 1, 2024Stephanie Tokasz is a Senior Film, Photography & Visual Arts major who demands the Victorious Cast perform a song at her funeral. You can reach…
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And I’ll Make It All About Me If I Want To We are in the party dark ages. I said it, I won’t take it…
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In Efforts to Mend the Rivalry Between Ithaca and Cornell
by Maggie Childers March 1, 2024Transcript from an Actual Conversation Representing Cornell: Caroline Something or Other Written by: Maggie Childers, writer, daughter, philanthropist, lover CAROLINE: We are coming at you…