Standard dorm-issue Mia Wallace blowing smoke. Thumbtacked into drywall. Spent a half hour explaining his Letterboxd Top 4. Dick okay, rhythm nonexistent, condom broke because…
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Buzzsaw Spreads Its LegsSawdust
An Official Statement Regarding the Fact That I Recently Fornicated With a Man and Mistook Him For a Woman the Entire Time
I’ve learned a lot from being both bisexual and someone who doesn’t like carbonation, mainly that men and women, to me, are like coffee and…
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Marriage/DivorceSawdust
Local Father Who Lives in RV Behind Bass Pro Shops Shocked to Lose Custody Battle
Let the record show that Brent L. Torque, age 44, father of three, possessor of one snake and zero working brake lights, earnestly believed he…
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Marriage/DivorceSawdust
An Open Letter to Everyone Who Calls My Marriage to Another Straight Woman “Gay”
Every single day I wake up, brush the hair out of my wife’s face, kiss her forehead lovingly, and go online to be accused of…
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2025 ins: ? buying me a drink ? saying “yippee!” during climax ? commenting “nightmare blunt rotation” on your family’s facebook photos ? socks with…
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I’ve been hearing a lot of “AI is bad” this, “AI is going to take the jobs of artists” that. Okay Da Vinci Dickriders, listen…
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Firing Dozens of Female Workers and Replacing them with She-Bots, Because Diversity Matters! One of the biggest financial companies in the country, Wells Fargo, has…
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These universal women experiences should’ve really made the cut… when you have to awkwardly pet a guy’s dog when you go over to his house…
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Cishet Men Comment on the Barbie Movie We stopped men walking out of the Barbie movie and asked them what they thought of the film.…
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The M&MCU If you haven’t heard it screamed from the lips of Tucker Carlson by now, M&Ms have been a trailblazer in their mission to…