Unfortunately, the time has come. The Union Square Climate Clock has an hour left on it; soon, we will all be obliterated into nothing. So…
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5 Best Exit Lines to Get Away From the Old Guy at Moonies Who Just Bought You A Drink
by Amelia Elliott November 10, 2025So you’re in a tough spot. You have your friend’s fake ID in one hand and your filled-to-the-brim vodka cranberry in the other. You know…
