After Donald Trump became less and less active on social media, the immediate response from the United States was that the only thing that would…
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HOW TO THRIVE IN YOUR FIRST LONG-DISTANCE, LOW-COMMITMENT, HIGH EMOTION SITUATIONSHIP
by Angie Snyder November 10, 2025First things first: Congratulations, babe! You’re either already tangled up in a situationship, or you’re about to dive headfirst into the most thrilling emotional rollercoaster…
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Roommate Sexiled Back in 2018 Found Lost Wandering Halls: “Dazed But In Stable Condition”
by Charlie Boucher November 10, 2025Jacob Williams, long thought to be another poor soul lost to roommate carelessness, was discovered by students in the freshman dorm last weekend. Williams, last…
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Posters I’ve Had to Stare At While Cumming, Ranked
by Olivia Stemp November 10, 2025Standard dorm-issue Mia Wallace blowing smoke. Thumbtacked into drywall. Spent a half hour explaining his Letterboxd Top 4. Dick okay, rhythm nonexistent, condom broke because…
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10 COMMUNITY ENGAGING EXERCISES FOR POLYCULES
by Aicha Bathily November 10, 2025One of the top burning questions in today’s romantic culture is a complicated one, “how do I keep my polycule(s) together?”. While it isn’t easy,…
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Breaking News: Naive Gay Freshman Shocked to Find that Everyone on Grindr is a Creep
by Andrew Stein November 10, 2025Last Friday, out of what he claims to be “sheer curiosity,” Ithaca College freshman Tyler Woods downloaded the infamous gay hook-up app Grindr. For the…
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Your Major, Your Kink
by Iris Chapman & Rob Wintsch November 10, 2025Math: Edging. Your dom would give you a logarithmic equation you have to solve before you get the code to take off your chastity cage.…
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Hello Incel Nation, For years we have suffered from being unable to crack, and I think I’ve finally found out why. When I was little,…
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What Ithaca College Shoe Are You?
by Auletta Schwab November 10, 2025Question 1: What are you doing on a Friday night? a. Lying out in the grass with a speaker and all your buddies b. Getting…
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An Official Statement Regarding the Fact That I Recently Fornicated With a Man and Mistook Him For a Woman the Entire Time
by Olivia Stemp November 10, 2025I’ve learned a lot from being both bisexual and someone who doesn’t like carbonation, mainly that men and women, to me, are like coffee and…
