Hello Incel Nation,
For years we have suffered from being unable to crack, and I think I’ve finally found out why. When I was little, I was told that I had a face only a mother could love, which turned out to be COMPLETELY UNTRUE, since when I started hitting on my stepmom, she THREW UP. After this incident, I have concluded that either:
A, all of the pornography I watch is lying to me, or
B, women have conspired against me to make sure I don’t sleep with any of them as some sort of punishment for being smarter than all of them.
And A cannot POSSIBLY be true.
Women hate us Incels for being smarter and better than them, and have a secret society (probably) for the sole reason to convince other women to not sleep with us (I think this might be what feminism REALLY is…). For too long we have been oppressed by women, and also guys who somehow are able, despite the odds, to sleep with women. I think it’s time we finally stood up to them. Now, you might be asking, “Anon, how do we do that? We are simple plebians compared to the non-basement dwellers!” Well I have a solution, an idea that no one has thought of before. WE BLEND IN. I know this sounds crazy, but maybe if we start using deodorant, throw away our trench coats, and trim our hair and nails, we might be able to blend in with the rest of STUPID society and take over from the inside. You might view this as sacrilegious, but by the time you’re reading this, I have already gone out into the world to attempt this. I urge you to join me, my brothers and brothers, so we can finally take back what’s rightfully ours; a woman’s body.
EDIT: Holy shit the deodorant worked. I just got laid. Completely disregard everything I’ve said.