Question 1: What are you doing on a Friday night?
| a. Lying out in the grass with a speaker and all your buddies | b. Getting stoned out of your mind and watching YouTube | c. Getting gussied up and going out | d. Play card games with your friends |
Question 2: Which class would you most likely take for fun:
| a. Fashion Merchandising | b. Herbology | c. Gender and Sexualities | d. Printmaking |
Question 3: What is your go-to drink at the start of a long day?
| a. Celsius | b. Chai latte | c. Black coffee | d. Matcha |
Question 4: What are you going to the commons for?
| Autumn Leaves used books | Antique shopping | People watching at your restaurant of choice | Going to see a concert at State Theatre |
Question 5: What is your dream first date in Ithaca?
| Cinemapolis | Barnes and Noble followed up with Trader Joe’s | Going on a hike | Cornell Botanical Garden |
Scoring
1. A.0 B.1 C.2 D.3
2. A.2 B.1 C.3 D.0
3. A.1 B.0 C.3 D.2
4. A.0 B.2 C.1 D.3
5. A.3 B.1 C.0 D.2
Blundstone (0-4 points)
You are almost always outdoors and self-identify as a “Granola Girl”. You know the best thrift stores in Ithaca, but you never have the time to go because you’re too busy convincing your friends to go to a waterfall on the weekends. This is definitely the year that you will switch to using a flip phone, but first, you need to figure out how to use DUO without a smartphone.
Birkenstock Boston Clogs (5-7 points)
You are the biggest stoner in your friend group and know all the dispensaries that don’t card. You have a favorite pair of funky socks that no one can convince you are ugly because you know what you do and do not like. TikTok is your most-used app next to Grubhub.
Frye Boots (8-11 points)
You were a frequent shopper at Forever 21 in middle school and always rocked Urban Outfitters in high school. Pinterest is your most used app, and you have at least 30 boards. The Barbie Movies were your media of choice as a kid, and your favorite one was definitely Princess Charm School.
Doc Martens (12-15 points)
Your room was filled with Monster Energy cans in 2020, which you used for a craft or two. You love a good grandpa sweater and wear them even when it’s 80 degrees out. You have written fanfiction in class on multiple occasions, which were mostly all queer.
Auletta Schwab is a first-year Art major. They can be contacted via flip phone or at aschwab@ithaca.edu