One of the top burning questions in today’s romantic culture is a complicated one, “how do I keep my polycule(s) together?”. While it isn’t easy,…
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Buzzsaw Spreads Its LegsSawdust
Breaking News: Naive Gay Freshman Shocked to Find that Everyone on Grindr is a Creep
by Andrew Stein November 10, 2025Last Friday, out of what he claims to be “sheer curiosity,” Ithaca College freshman Tyler Woods downloaded the infamous gay hook-up app Grindr. For the…
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Buzzsaw Spreads Its LegsSawdust
Your Major, Your Kink
by Iris Chapman & Rob Wintsch November 10, 2025Math: Edging. Your dom would give you a logarithmic equation you have to solve before you get the code to take off your chastity cage.…
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Hello Incel Nation, For years we have suffered from being unable to crack, and I think I’ve finally found out why. When I was little,…
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Buzzsaw Spreads Its LegsSawdust
What Ithaca College Shoe Are You?
by Auletta Schwab November 10, 2025Question 1: What are you doing on a Friday night? a. Lying out in the grass with a speaker and all your buddies b. Getting…
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Buzzsaw Spreads Its LegsSawdust
An Official Statement Regarding the Fact That I Recently Fornicated With a Man and Mistook Him For a Woman the Entire Time
by Olivia Stemp November 10, 2025I’ve learned a lot from being both bisexual and someone who doesn’t like carbonation, mainly that men and women, to me, are like coffee and…
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Paul didn’t like Valentine’s Day. Sure, he could appreciate the concept of a holiday focused on spending time with loved ones and showing them affection.…
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What am I owed? I want to be owed something.I want to be owed something.My memory feels hazy, and I want to be owed something.You…
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Buzzsaw Spreads Its LegsProse & Cons
I hope you had fun at the sex party last night
by Shay Mogge November 10, 2025Spiraling, I know,But up, I hope, and out,Or circling the drain,Teasing the crisis, Not going down.
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Lost on my father’s sky gray patioHe tossed a cup of stale pine needlesFrom the dying Christmas treeInto the rusting fire pitExtinguishing itCoughing The damp…