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It doesn’t take much to recognize how miserable February at Ithaca College can be. We try to make the best of it, but the fact…
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Group of Self-Proclaimed Vietnam War Reenactors Not Welcomed in Saigon
by Mariana Garces March 2, 2011By Mariana Garces A carefully groomed garden was destroyed, and another retired area man was left confused and yelling inexplicably at inanimate objects. While these…
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Shocking Excerpts Unearthed From U.S. Military’s Past By Anne Northgraves With the recent repeal of the U.S. military’s “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” policy, a lot…
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MilitarizationSawdust
Military Sets Up Recruitment Centers in World of Warcraft
by Samantha Towle March 2, 2011By Samantha Towle Last Friday, Secretary of Defense Robert Gates announced the government’s plans to introduce military recruitment centers to the world of Blizzard Entertainment’s…
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Color-Blind Vampire Drinks Strawberry Goya and Dies… Again
by Andrew Lindsay December 9, 2010Late Thursday evening, Bert L. Ood of the vampiric community was discovered dead, again, by his roommates. In his undead state of living, Ood was…
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Ithaca College wants a new mascot named “Bomber,” but it can’t have anything to do with bombing If you haven’t already heard, Ithaca College is now holding a contest seeking suggestions from the IC community to introduce a new mascot to…
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Republicans in Congress Unwilling to Reach Across the Aisle to Share Tissues With Democrats
by Mike McCabe December 8, 2010“We will not back down, America has spoken,” say Republicans. By Mike McCabe In a recent act of defiance to cooperate with the Democrats, Sen.…
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Says Mind is Made Up, She’s Putting Away the Makeup By Mariana Garces After more than 30 years of leading a risqué, scandalous lifestyle, Roxanne…
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Local Santa Needs to Stop Hitting the Gym So Much, Says Colleagues
by Catherine Fisher December 8, 2010Body Fat Percentage Falling Dangerously Below Obesity Levels By Catherine Fisher Fifty-four red-faced Santas petitioned outside the Freehold Mall on Monday to remove Karl Clyne…