Natural born leader shows potential from confines of his crib This past April gave way to a new hope for America, and it had nothing…
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Local White Middle Schooler Claims He is an OG: Original Gangster
by Marc Phillips May 5, 2011Willy Preston Wheatley III, age 12, says he’s a “hard mothafugga.” “Yeah, I try not to brag, but I run shit at FAMS,” said Wheatley…
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WEB EXCLUSIVE: Child’s Access to Favorite Programs Blocked by Mom
by Dylan Clark April 8, 2011Timmy Complains about ‘Basic Human Rights’ Being Taken Away From Him By Dylan Clark Last Monday night, 6th grade Ithaca resident Timmy Williams flipped the…
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WEB EXCLUSIVE: Local “Trekker’s” Ability to Watch Star Trek on Netflix Instant Watch Killing His Ability to Function as Normal Human Being
by Catherine Fisher April 8, 2011By Catherine Fisher Reed Hastings, chief executive of Netflix, leaves his office early Friday afternoon and heads home with a spring in his step. His…
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A flash fiction piece “The Gynecologist’s office is no place to spend an anniversary, Marybeth.” The words floated from the mouth of tremor-ridden Dr. S.…
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Old Man Falls Asleep While Hosting Public Access Channel
by Marc Phillips April 6, 2011Cameras stay rolling for more than two hours By Marc Phillips Joe Kalbert, host of Smethport’s first and only public access talk show, Joe’s Spin,…
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Buzzsaw Asks Why… Is Ithaca College’s parking situation so atrocious?
by Chris Giblin April 6, 2011This is a BAW we’ve been sitting on for a while, a relatively generic problem we all hear our friends and classmates complaining about on…
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Fat Kids Angered By Healthier Vending Machine Options at School
by Catherine Fisher April 6, 2011Protesters reaching out to slimmer brethren to strengthen movement By Catherine Fisher Turmoil filled the halls at Sweeping Pines Middle School after a group of…
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Porn Addict Discovers Versatility, Power of the Web Through
by Matt Honold April 6, 2011Addict still content with lifestyle, however By Matt Honold Harold Johnson is a porn addict. He leads a modest lifestyle in a small one-bedroom house…
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Sgt. Pepper Sick of Lonely Heart, Joins match.com
by Alex Palombo March 2, 2011By Alex Palombo After being single since 1967, Sgt. Simon Pepper has announced via his Twitter (@Sgt_Pepper) that he is tired of being a lonely…