Extended Game of Kings Ruins Uptight Student’s Night By Alex Palombo As a group of inebriated college students tried to look on, sophomore and confirmed…
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WEB EXCLUSIVE: The Ease of Being Web Famous
by Jenni Zellner November 10, 2010By Jenni Zellner In today’s society, Internet usage has become an overwhelming epidemic. If it weren’t enough that people find it necessary to post every…
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Roommate Almost Starves After Line is Drawn Across Dorm Room
by Marc Phillips November 10, 2010By Marc Phillips Steve Gelwitz, a freshman who lives on the third floor of Tallcott Hall, hails from a ritzy northern New Jersey suburb. Always…
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Dog Has No Idea What the Hell Is Hurting Its Neck
by Anne Gould Northgraves November 10, 2010Dear Labby, OMG HI HI HI HI We’ve never met before we’re not even meeting now but I’m so excited I’m running around and around…
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Kids Agree, Mom is “Like Hitler” For Taking Away Cell Phone and Internet Privileges for Remainder of Week
by Lauren Mateer November 10, 2010By Lauren Mateer In response to an unexpected punishment, 16-year-old Gabby Watson reported Tuesday that her mother had gone way too far in grounding her…
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Ithaca College Implements New Technology So Inappropriately? By Chris Giblin Over my few years at Ithaca College, new pieces of technological equipment have sprung up…
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Scientists Determine Timeline of “Too Soon” Jokes
by Mariana Garces November 10, 2010By Mariana Garces Scientists and mathematicians were elated earlier this week when a new breakthrough brought them closer than ever to developing a comprehensive formula…
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WEB EXCLUSIVE: Why the Orbit Gum Woman is Better than All American Actresses
by Daisy Arriaga October 22, 2010By Daisy Arriaga The art of American commercial advertising has taken a new turn. Initially, one would think the producers for most TV ads would…
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SAWDUST LIFESTYLES: Maury Fails to Solve Family Crisis
by Marc Phillips October 22, 2010By Marc Phillips Earlier today, Maury Povich looked to help two struggling young adults repair their relationship, but to no avail so far. Crowd reactions…