By Marc Phillips Steve Gelwitz, a freshman who lives on the third floor of Tallcott Hall, hails from a ritzy northern New Jersey suburb. Always…
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Dog Has No Idea What the Hell Is Hurting Its Neck
by Anne Gould Northgraves November 10, 2010Dear Labby, OMG HI HI HI HI We’ve never met before we’re not even meeting now but I’m so excited I’m running around and around…
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Kids Agree, Mom is “Like Hitler” For Taking Away Cell Phone and Internet Privileges for Remainder of Week
by Lauren Mateer November 10, 2010By Lauren Mateer In response to an unexpected punishment, 16-year-old Gabby Watson reported Tuesday that her mother had gone way too far in grounding her…
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Ithaca College Implements New Technology So Inappropriately? By Chris Giblin Over my few years at Ithaca College, new pieces of technological equipment have sprung up…
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Scientists Determine Timeline of “Too Soon” Jokes
by Mariana Garces November 10, 2010By Mariana Garces Scientists and mathematicians were elated earlier this week when a new breakthrough brought them closer than ever to developing a comprehensive formula…
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WEB EXCLUSIVE: Why the Orbit Gum Woman is Better than All American Actresses
by Daisy Arriaga October 22, 2010By Daisy Arriaga The art of American commercial advertising has taken a new turn. Initially, one would think the producers for most TV ads would…
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SAWDUST LIFESTYLES: Maury Fails to Solve Family Crisis
by Marc Phillips October 22, 2010By Marc Phillips Earlier today, Maury Povich looked to help two struggling young adults repair their relationship, but to no avail so far. Crowd reactions…
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WEB EXCLUSIVE: NBA Commissioner Cuts 25 Superfluous Teams From League
by Merdina Ljekperic October 21, 2010Cites Effort to Make All Games “Actually Competitive and Interesting” By Merdina Ljekperic NBA Commissioner David Stern announced Thursday night that the league has decided…
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By Carly Smith Sept. 1 Dear Diary, Fuck this job. Being a garbage man isn’t as easy as you’d think. I get up early, I…
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