A Love Letter ?Yes!!! ?No 🙁 ?Maybe ?Get Lost! ?A malicious air lingers in the night; a blackened moon. Spare stars slightly sparkling between the…
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AN INVESTIGATION On February 14th, 2023, Ithacans celebrated Valentine’s Day. For many this meant chocolates, roses, kisses and logging romantic movies on Letterboxd. But for…
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M3GAN cinematic universe With my summer internship search in full swing, I have been inspired by the artful promotion of the film M3GAN. They say…
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…my parents are so resistant to my spring break plans? I think I am an easy child. I get good grades, work hard, and sustain…
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The M&MCU If you haven’t heard it screamed from the lips of Tucker Carlson by now, M&Ms have been a trailblazer in their mission to…
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Probably Not. Pick-Up Lines That Would Absolutely Make the Girl Think You’re a Fucking Weirdo: “Hey girl, am I your kid? ‘Cause you’re making me…
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A Woman’s Guide to Not Being An Inconvenience I was recently kidnapped. I know what you’re thinking, “if you were kidnapped how are you writing…
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And If They Don’t, Break up with Them Immediately. For the Couple That’s Been Together for Only 3 Months Yet is Already Thinking About Marriage:…
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He’s Not As Bad As He Seems Hey Paizleigh, You’re probably not reading this letter, since I don’t plan on ever sending it. Even if…
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Valentine’s Day F.A.Q. “Ask Andrew Tate” is a column that spearheads the explicit topic of sex, despite frantic pleas from the editors. Reader discretion is…