I’m a busy woman. I don’t usually have the time to sleep, do my homework, or even pay off my speeding ticket (I really should…
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SawdustSugar & Spice
Buzzsaw Asks Why…I pay for Student Housing when I could Just Move into a Gingerbread House in the Woods
Most people watch Hansel and Gretel and think that it’s a cautionary tale about gluttony. I read it and see an idea. I pay too…
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They always say, “time heals all wounds.” But I don’t think time can give me back my $20,000. I met her at a bar. She…
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Three months ago, I quit my 9-5 to pursue a career that had flexible hours, the option to work from home, and the opportunity to…
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LostSawdust
Buzzsaw asks why… I have been running a European bookstore for a month and nobody has asked my hand in marriage yet?
I’m going to be completely honest here: my relocation to Europe was not to “find myself” as I initially claimed on my Instagram. Rather, it…
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7 Deadly SinsSawdust
Buzzsaw Asks Why…We don’t care about these other super important biblical sins?
I get it. I’m going to hell for wearing fishnets and throwing it back to songs from the Muppets Movie, and I have accepted that…
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CultFeaturedSawdust
Buzzsaw asks why… We don’t talk about the fact that the Girl Scouts are essentially a cult
Let’s be real here folks; I need you to trust me to understand this story, and you cannot trust unless I am completely transparent with…
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MaskMinistry of Cool
Buzzsaw Asks Why… all those horror movie guys can wear a mask to slaughter hundreds but you can’t wear one in the drive-thru?
Now I’m not saying that you should go around hacking people to death in the woods… but as far as aerobic exertion goes, I can…
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These Will Leave Your Comrades Drooling Hello all! And welcome to this week’s installment of quarantine kitchen! I know that the days keep getting longer…
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Claim the Health Board Doesn’t Even Know What They’re Talking About An open letter to our College Judicial Board, We as an organization would like…
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