I get it. Life was free and easy in the 70’s and it just can’t be that way anymore. Cher existed in an era where…
Sarah Borsari
-
-
A ranking of the films from the Scream franchise I had given up on life. Hung up my ghostface mask, cloak, and shiny, stabby knife.…
-
SawdustSugar & Spice
Buzzsaw Asks Why…there are Three ‘Buzzsaw Asks Why’s’ in this issue
by Sarah Borsari November 29, 2021I’m a busy woman. I don’t usually have the time to sleep, do my homework, or even pay off my speeding ticket (I really should…
-
SawdustSugar & Spice
Buzzsaw Asks Why…I pay for Student Housing when I could Just Move into a Gingerbread House in the Woods
by Sarah Borsari November 29, 2021Most people watch Hansel and Gretel and think that it’s a cautionary tale about gluttony. I read it and see an idea. I pay too…
-
They always say, “time heals all wounds.” But I don’t think time can give me back my $20,000. I met her at a bar. She…
-
GirlbossSawdust
Buzzsaw Asks Why…Nobody Will Take Me Up on this Really Good Business Opportunity
by Sarah Borsari October 22, 2021Three months ago, I quit my 9-5 to pursue a career that had flexible hours, the option to work from home, and the opportunity to…
-
LostSawdust
Buzzsaw asks why… I have been running a European bookstore for a month and nobody has asked my hand in marriage yet?
by Sarah Borsari May 4, 2021I’m going to be completely honest here: my relocation to Europe was not to “find myself” as I initially claimed on my Instagram. Rather, it…
-
7 Deadly SinsSawdust
Buzzsaw Asks Why…We don’t care about these other super important biblical sins?
by Sarah Borsari March 30, 2021I get it. I’m going to hell for wearing fishnets and throwing it back to songs from the Muppets Movie, and I have accepted that…
-
CultFeaturedSawdust
Buzzsaw asks why… We don’t talk about the fact that the Girl Scouts are essentially a cult
by Sarah Borsari December 15, 2020Let’s be real here folks; I need you to trust me to understand this story, and you cannot trust unless I am completely transparent with…
-
MaskMinistry of Cool
Buzzsaw Asks Why… all those horror movie guys can wear a mask to slaughter hundreds but you can’t wear one in the drive-thru?
by Sarah Borsari November 2, 2020Now I’m not saying that you should go around hacking people to death in the woods… but as far as aerobic exertion goes, I can…
- 1
- 2