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The Park School of Communications loves to hire professors that are professionals in their field — former or current editors, reporters, producers or even business execs — which, in theory, is a great idea. Professionals teaching their craft? What could go wrong?

The World’s top leaders were called into an emergency meeting early last week to assess an issue that has become a matter of global concern: Dane Cook’s existence.

Hey guys! Adit Balaji here, just checking in with you all from sunny Nepal. The Himalayas are beautiful this time of year, I gotta tell you.

Iphone users are coming out in droves to complain about the phones new information app, Siri. Specifically, that it is becoming more and more apparent that the service is a staunch supporter of Republican presidential candidate, Ron Paul. Apple Inc. CEO Tim Cook has stated many times that Siri is not sentient and therefore unable to have feelings about a candidate.

Sources have reported that American archaeologist, Adam Cain, has discovered the lost Garden of Eden within the compost piles of the Lâches des Mamelons nudist colony in Monaco.

President seeks to emulate game’s never-ending supply of goods Along with freaking out over gay marriage and contraception, right-wing Republicans have expressed outrage over Obama’s…

After being particularly blown away by Beauty and the Beast in 3-D, President Obama appointed Disney CEO Bob Iger as Czar of American Idealism in order to maximize national happiness and make America a better place.

Dian Sieto, manager of the largest Nike sweatshop in northern Indonesia, recently announced to his workers his new plan to boost company morale: playing Smash Mouth’s 90’s hit “All Star.”

The recent outbreak of edible substance abuse in the New Hastings Community has had the Police Department looking for any possible avenues into its source. The epidemic first came into light when boxes and boxes of what seemed like Samoas and Thinmints intoxicated members of a second grade class.

Pissed girl scout calls for cookie embargo