Sawdust

I find myself forcing a laugh, a smile, I find myself forcing everything. I stand with Ian, laughing at offensive Keemstar videos, as if we’re…

I am the modern Prometheus. No wait, the modern Frankenstein. To specify, I’m referring to the mad scientist doctor guy, not the green guy with…

2025 ins: ? buying me a drink ? saying “yippee!” during climax ? commenting “nightmare blunt rotation” on your family’s facebook photos ? socks with…

Anna: Welcome to I Forgot My Pen, So I Died’ the only television show dedicated to the stories of real-life individuals who had a small…

Across 1. please please please save me from certain death 6. your favorite wasterlander’s favorite wastelander 7. come with him if you want to live…

WASHINGTON, JANUARY 20, 2056 – In the immediate of truth, our novel President delivered. At Inaugural Address, a Nation shocked with forebears came sputtering and…

I should probably have a laser gun. Shockingly, I don’t have one yet. We likely already have them, they’re just not showing them to me.…

The year is 2150, and while you would think there’d have to be flying cars by this point, you’d be wrong. Instead of futuristic, technological…