We all have our favorite holiday movies that we used to love to watch as a kid. Ah, sweet nostalgia. Whether it was the cute…
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Rent increase sends swaths of millennials flocking to creepy cabins in the woods, displacing hundreds of serial killers
by Stephanie Tokasz October 5, 2022Due to the recent recession, many millennials and teenagers have not been able to pay their rent. Instead of moving back in with their parents,…
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Spring Breakers found with Trace amounts of Sunscreen and Hand Sanitizer in their System 3-20-22 A recent trend shows an increasing illness contracted by youth…
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BREAKING NEWS June 18th, 1978 Highly acclaimed disco singer Steve “the Swayer” Jenkins has been accused of manslaughter. News reports have stated the Swayer murdered…
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King Candy’s ex-wives speak out over the beheading of Queen Frostine
by Stephanie Tokasz November 29, 2021Candyland is in Shambles The creatures of Candyland, ranging from gumdrops with eyes to dukes that appear to be made out of licorice, shrieked and…
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The Five Most Girlboss Moments in Have you heard of the film Respectful Young Man? No? Hmm, that’s interesting. Well, you probably haven’t heard of…
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It’s just because your Parents let you watch The Lovely Bones when you were young Last fall, I was at my regular therapy session trying…
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Put Together the Perfect Outfit to Storm the Capitol
by Stephanie Tokasz March 30, 2021Stand out to your fellow patriots and hopefully not the FBI Below is the Snapchat Story transcript of 22-year-old Karen Schneider’s video postings. The videos…