From bad, to horrendous 1. “You Should be Dancing” by Bee Gees: no, thanks 2. “Celebration” by Kool and the Gang: no one should be…
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A Step-by-Step Progression It is the year 2022; you’ve just become Tik Tok famous for a solid 5 minutes. You want to keep this momentum…
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BREAKING NEWS June 18th, 1978 Highly acclaimed disco singer Steve “the Swayer” Jenkins has been accused of manslaughter. News reports have stated the Swayer murdered…
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Details released Mamma Mia! has created massive success since its debut in 2008. The sequel created a box office success. Leaked images have shown Cher,…
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An open letter to Mamma Mia! girls concerned about not knowing who the parent of their baby is
by Kathryn Miller March 8, 2022You’re forgetting the fact that no one will date them because they won’t shut up about Mamma Mia. Look. You’re very pretty and seem like…
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Ten Shows the CW Should Make a Gritty Reboot Of
by Newt Andia November 29, 2021Out with the Old, In With the Worse Listen, we all know what kind of shows the CW makes: Confusing, far too sexual teen shows…
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Buzzsaw Asks Why…there are Three ‘Buzzsaw Asks Why’s’ in this issue
by Sarah Borsari November 29, 2021I’m a busy woman. I don’t usually have the time to sleep, do my homework, or even pay off my speeding ticket (I really should…
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The Lord Works in Mysterious Ways Greenville, Rhode Island is home to the company that practically has a monopoly on all Catholic Communion Wafers: Cavanagh…
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Buzzsaw Asks Why…I pay for Student Housing when I could Just Move into a Gingerbread House in the Woods
by Sarah Borsari November 29, 2021Most people watch Hansel and Gretel and think that it’s a cautionary tale about gluttony. I read it and see an idea. I pay too…
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THE POWERPUFF GIRLS FOR THE NEW GENERATION HOLLYWOOD, CA – After the recent controversy regarding the live-action remake of Powerpuff Girls, it was thought by…