By Des Parrote Mxxy name is Desiree Louise Parrote and I’m a highly attractive 21-year-old college student. I’m always busy running around to numerous activities,…
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Plastic Surgeon, Reeling After Chick with Sweet Rack Gets Breast Reduction Surgery
by Liz Kloczkowsk January 29, 2010By Liz Kloczkowski Dozens of Rahway, NJ residents are still reeling in light of the news that a local female resident underwent a controversial breast…
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Area Man Still Believes He Is Living in Matrix, Close Friends Worried
by Noah Burd January 29, 2010By Noah Burd No, seriously, you’ve gotta see this movie,” Thomas Welsh, 34, said to a homeless man in a park this weekend. “The characters…
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Local Man’s Enthusiasm For Movie Drinking Games Getting out of Hand, Says Friends
by Chris Giblin January 29, 2010By Chris Giblin The wenty two-year old Ithaca resident and IC student Jeff Connelly has drawn up elaborate drinking game rules for far too many…
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Everyone Misses Aunt Jen’s Ex-Husband’s Grilling Skills at Local Collins’ Family Cookouts
by Liz Kloczkowsk October 5, 2009By Liz Kloczkowsk The birds were chirping, the sun was shining, and children’s playful laughter could be heard over the breeze. Freshly cut grass wafted…
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New Website Translates Students’ Emails to Parents By Colleen Cunha This past Tuesday, a freshman here at Ithaca College, who prefers to remain anonymous, uncovered…
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Local Mom Discovers 14 year-old son’s Vast Porn Collection
by Amy Obarski October 5, 2009By Amy Obarski Carol Blanche, mother of 14 year-old Justin, was shocked upon the discovery of her son’s extensive collection of Playboy, Penthouse and Skanky…
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Local Teen Horrified at the Sight of Mother Entering Victoria’s Secret
by Jackie Keating October 5, 2009By Jackie Keating “It was one of those things where you felt like you were watching from the outside, like it wasn’t really happening to…
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Ithaca College did not properly prepare for a large incoming class By Bryant Francis As the fall 2009 semester began, Ithaca College found itself host…
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By Sarah Kasulke Cortland resident Edward Wormsly woke up Wednesday morning to find his childhood dreams on his front porch, dead, next to a copy…