By Andrew Lindsay It has been more than a decade since the Power Rangers finished their duty, defending the innocent against the loathsome forces of…
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President Rochon didn’t want to talk about Sodexo workers’ wages at the student discussion of the IC20/20 Vision Plan? On Thursday, Oct. 7 at Emerson…
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By Sarah Parker March 26, 2010: Best friend who moved away in fifth grade visited this weekend. She brought her new best friend. New friend…
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Matthew Not To Receive Single Cookie Until He Cleans His Room
by Noah Burd October 18, 2010By Noah Burd In a stern verbal statement released early yesterday afternoon, 525 Oak St. resident Mom let it be known that she would not…
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The Hammond Health Center, in all its glory, has generated way too many complaints, considering it’s in charge of Ithaca College students’ health. We thought…
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By Lara Bonner Charlie Hanson is not your average man—in fact, he has what Dr. Harold Baum at the Cayuga Medical Center has declared “the…
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Obnoxious Kid Claims He Has ADHD, Gets Away With Being Asshole
by Marc Phillips May 4, 2010By Marc Phillips Jeff Williams, a rambunctious 12-year-old with a penchant for creating trouble, likes to hit his friends and scream in the classroom. At…
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Millard Fillmore Haunts Sexual Fantasies and Life of 19th Century American History Professor
by Chris Giblin May 4, 2010By Chris Giblin Cornell University Associate Professor James Burton checked into the Elmira Psychiatric Center last night. Burton was allegedly enjoying himself watching Internet porn…
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By Noah Burd Local dead-end supermarket employee and self-styled rock star Dom Bidlow announced Thursday that he would be taking that same Dom Bidlow to…