| Across | Down | |||
| 2. | Her publicist worked overtime for the eyesight thing | 1. | You know her, you love her, the Buffy of the vegetable world | |
| 4. | A drag queen impersonating Mariah Carey for Snatch Game | 3. | Her bronzer brand goes crazyyy | |
| 5. | Polynesian Princess | 6. | She collects royalty checks from Stardew Valley daily | |
| 8. | Miranda Cosgrove but if iCarly was Ants on A Log | 7. | The Mariah Carey of Thanksgiving | |
| 9. | She wears too much blush but we love her for it | 11. | Swamp Hotdog | |
| 10. | Much like Chanel No. 5, her signature is everywhere | 12. | The personality hire of soft beverages | |
| 13. | Are you happy to be in Paris? Frite. | |||
| 14. | Great gowns…Beautiful gowns… | |||
| 15. | I loved your cameo in Spirited Away and in my salad | |||
| 16. | The Jessica Simpson to Licorice’s Britney Spears | |||
Connor Stanford is a Junior Theatre Studies major in a love affair with tuberous starches. You can reach Connor at [email protected]