Cishet Men Comment on the Barbie Movie

We stopped men walking out of the Barbie movie and asked them what they thought of the film. Here are some responses:

• “I didn’t like all the ‘woke feminist’ indoctrination, but the main chick was pretty hot.”
•  “I think the movie would’ve been way better if she did a nude scene like in the Wolf of Wall Street. That’s why that movie won an Oscar, and this one won’t.” 

*Buzzsaw would like to clarify that The Wolf of Wall Street actually did not win an oscar.*

• “I don’t get why Barbie didn’t want to fuck Ken. Hell, I would fuck Ken.”
• “It sucked. I didn’t realize Noah Baumbach was such a cuck.”
• “I’m unsure why Barbie was so offended by the guy who slapped her ass. Clearly he was just admiring the gyat.”
• “I loved it! Women go through so much, and it hurts my soul to see. I’m 6’4” by the way.”
• “I don’t know what was worse: this movie or the gay Bud Light commercial. Now I gotta boycott beer AND bitches.”
• “I must shield the daughter I don’t have from this liberal garbage. I refuse to let her grow up in a world that believes she can be president. I mean, come on now.”
• “I gotta get one of these Kenough hoodies.”
• “The dude from Elf was in it, which was pretty sick. I tuned out most scenes that he wasn’t in.”

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