Guess who’s back my gorgeous, gorgeous fans! It’s your girl, Cynthia! And I just finished up all those clearance checks I talked about in my…
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Dystopia | Fall 2024FeaturedSawdust
My Plan to Turn the Ithaca College Natural Lands Into a Go-Kart Track
by Matt Argus October 16, 2024I’ve got a big evil secret And I thought I could keep it But I’m planning on turning the college’s natural lands into a go-kart…
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Dystopia | Fall 2024Sawdust
Ithaca College Appears on List of Colleges that Most Frequently Appear on Lists
by Kevin O'Connor October 16, 2024School also ranked among best in Existentially Threatening Architecture, Bathroom Cleanliness Ithaca College snatched the 4th spot on EduNews’s list of the Most Listed Colleges…
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The Spring is a perfect time to connect with your roots. You can spend time in the _____[noun]______ or perhaps enjoy the sunshine by ______[verb…
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Can you spy: 1 Etch a sketch 5 letters –what do they spell? (ROOTS) 3 vials of glitter 2 barrettes 4 toy cars 5 plastic…
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FeaturedRoots | Spring 2024Sawdust
Foraging for Fun and for Profit with Conrad Whippoorwill
by Cormac Abbey May 3, 2024Hello. Funny seeing you here. Well, not exactly, because you are reading my writing on a page, so I can’t see you, nor are you…
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Roots | Spring 2024Sawdust
The Roots of My Crippling Fear of Mascots
by Stephanie Tokasz May 3, 2024Interviewer: Today, we are here with a young girl, unironically named Birdy, who has an intense fear of bird mascots. She is here to speak…
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Across Down 2. Her publicist worked overtime for the eyesight thing 1. You know her, you love her, the Buffy of the vegetable world 4.…
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FeaturedRoots | Spring 2024Sawdust
Who’s Your Springtime Soulmate?
by Malika Beveridge-Bignall May 3, 2024Answer these questions to find out! 1. Favorite type of weather? A) Rain B) Shine C) Fog D) Dust Storm 2. How do you relax…
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Roots | Spring 2024Sawdust
Buzzsaw Asks Why…Can’t I run off to become a trad wife influencer?
by Connor Stanford May 3, 2024I no longer want to pursue a college education. The only appealing thing about a 9 to 5 is vaguely relating to a Dolly Parton…