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Out with the Old, In With the Worse Listen, we all know what kind of shows the CW makes: Confusing, far too sexual teen shows…
I’m a busy woman. I don’t usually have the time to sleep, do my homework, or even pay off my speeding ticket (I really should…
The Lord Works in Mysterious Ways Greenville, Rhode Island is home to the company that practically has a monopoly on all Catholic Communion Wafers: Cavanagh…
Most people watch Hansel and Gretel and think that it’s a cautionary tale about gluttony. I read it and see an idea. I pay too…
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To Ignorant American Audiences Dear American audiences who insist that they just don’t have the energy or care to read subtitles, Welcome to reality. You…
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