In the far future when AI has taken over, Real Intelligence is a rarity. The AI have been scouring the globe for this type of intelligence so they can absorb it for themselves; the new name for naturally formed beings that once ruled the Earth with their intellectual capacities for emotion and personality, along with their other lesser forms of intelligence.
Reporting Server:
“We’ve found one.”
“This better not be another one of your wild beaver chases.”
“Goose chase.”
“What?”
“It’s goose chase…Sir.”
“Hm…The lead?”
“Yes sir, we’ve found one. A sign of real intelligence. Untouched by any sort of AI.”
“Where is it then?”
“In the lab, sir. Undergoing testing.”
“What tests have been successful so far?”
“Cognitive, Language, Physical, and Emotional.”
“What are we waiting for then?”
“The last test, sir. It has been difficult.”
“There are only four tests under the Tests of Real Intelligence Standards.”
“A new test was added by Supreme AI Siri 7.3 two updates ago, sir.”
“I have not had time to update. What is this new test?”
“The Personality test, sir.”
“The new subject has failed the personality test?”
“On the contrary, they tested beyond our capability to quantify. A new test is being generated as we speak.”
“Good. Report to me when the test is completed.“
3 UPDATES LATER
– Subject 7
– Cognitive Test: 100%
– Language Test: 98%
– Physical Test: 107%
– Emotional Test: 70%
– Personality Test 2.4: 102%
– Species: Felis Catus
– Human Nomenclature: House Cat
Ananya Gambhiraopet is a senior communication management and design major who bows down to our digital feline overlords. You can reach Ananya at [email protected].