10 Things You Didn’t Know About Duncan Jones

Number eight will surprise you

1.  He’s David Bowie’s son.  More like Hunky Dory Jones. Am I right?
2.  He’s David Bowie’s biological son and his name is actually Duncan. No, really. Duncan.  I know, right?
3.  My 5th grade bully was also named Duncan.
4. My 5th grade bully and Duncan Jones are two different people but I can’t disassociate.  He stole my 5th grade girlfriend from me at the middle school dance!
5.  I can’t enjoy Sam Rockwell’s breathtaking performance in Moon without thinking about you, Leela!
6.  He directs movies.  Like Jerry Maguire. That’s a movie!
7. Despite sharing the same name, he’s not related to Dunkin’ Donuts. “America runs on you”, Jonesy!
8. My favorite flavor is chocolate glazed.
9. His dad died last year! Remember?
10. …I just discovered we have mutual friends on Facebook… Starting to think we did go to middle school together and… he’s the one who… This  turned out to be One Thing I Didn’t Know About Duncan Jones.

Wow. Really makes you think.  Kinda wish I had read my own listicle before making this. The master has become the apprentice.

Sam Archie is a fourth-year Cinema & Photography major who thinks Duncan Jones’ Warcraft is severely underrated, or at least a little underrated. Reach them at [email protected].