During the first few weeks of the 2022-2023 school year, students of Ithaca College were sent into a panic following a series of gruesome murders…
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Aries (March 21 – April 19): Aries is a true stab-ey type. They have no chill, they didn’t plan to kill you but you were…
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Rent increase sends swaths of millennials flocking to creepy cabins in the woods, displacing hundreds of serial killers
by Stephanie Tokasz October 5, 2022Due to the recent recession, many millennials and teenagers have not been able to pay their rent. Instead of moving back in with their parents,…
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Both metaphorically and literally Slayage is a metric that only seems to grow in importance. In case you weren’t aware, the LGBTQ+ community is full…
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Spring Break Forever… I watched Spring Breakers in preparation for spring break. Nothing prepared me for the significant life changes it would cause. It has…
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How One Jackass Ruined My Vacation CABO SAN LUCAS, MEXICO – I anticipated my visit to Cabo to consist of my toes in the water…
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Spring Breakers found with Trace amounts of Sunscreen and Hand Sanitizer in their System 3-20-22 A recent trend shows an increasing illness contracted by youth…
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A White Family’s Paradise I want you to imagine something: You’re in an airport after a beach vacation. You are sunburnt, tired and somehow relaxed,…
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Buzzsaw Asks Why…Cher said ‘I Got You Babe’ but won’t pay my tuition?
by Sarah Borsari March 29, 2022I get it. Life was free and easy in the 70’s and it just can’t be that way anymore. Cher existed in an era where…
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Does ABBA Exist in the Mamma Mia! Universe? In Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again, Harry Bright (portrayed by Hugh Skinner) furrows his eyebrows as…