Sawdust

I’m Ned, 24, single, white male. I’m a totally chill, fit and an all around good guy who’s just looking for a dude that I can pound Keystones with, watch Shawshank and generally bro out.

Vipera University’s Anaconda Adoption Club started with honorable intentions. Unlike more mainstream organizations that symbolically adopt manatees or parts of the rainforest, the students in the Anaconda Adoption Club focused on what they believe to be a much “cooler” animal.

Ithaca’s latest chain restaurant, Chipotle, has opened, and for the past week, it seems as though everyone with a working digestive system has lined up out the door as if they’ve never had a burrito in their life.

Homeless now less fortunate

Patient certified in having extensive knowledge of Grey’s Anatomy

a.k.a why am I still here? Nobody likes finals week; it’s five days of cramming in all those Power-Points you pretended to take notes on…

Friends report concern after student buys retro Gameboy and aspires to become an astronaut

Here are just a few of our generation’s archetypes. Which one are you?

Ex still listed as “in a relationship” on Facebook

Family and friends are deeply concerned