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Rich kids finally able to overcome society’s oppressions Move over swine flu, small pox and polio, there is a new disease spreading across America, and…
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Shocking new policy invades local businesses Ithaca is a haven for environmentally-focused individuals, but a new invention is forcing Ithacans to question where to draw…
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English teacher inflicts punishments a la Dante Though it may be an ancient, well-respected book, a Holy Grail if you will for English teachers everywhere,…
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March Madness is once again upon us and our Facebook feeds are abuzz with bitching and moaning about schools you don’t actually go to screwing…
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Justin Bieber finally held accountable for his actions Justin Bieber was recently pulled over in Miami, Fl. He was reportedly going 90 down the freeway…
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One girl’s tragic tale of rejection, heartbreak, and sans-serif mayhem Dear Diary, Maybe ma was right. Maybe I shoulda stayed home and learned how to…
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What some people call music by the somehow popular almost rock band Nickelback is being played 24 hours a day in the inmates’ prison cells. At Penfield Penitentiary in Texas, this new punishment is getting a test run.