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Or, you know, not The most wonderful time of the year is upon us again. There’s a beautiful layer of snow on the ground and…
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More people skipping mass for Sunday mid-morning meals The Ithaca religious community is fearing an end to local spirituality as Ithacans replace weekend piety with…
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Buzzsaw Asks Why… Tom Rochon won’t let us have nice things?
by Rachel Maus December 11, 2013In a time of national crisis, we college students have few things to look forward to. There’s the looming national debt, few promising job opportunities…
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Christmas pageant rudely interrupted by second coming of Jesus BREAKING NEWS– (Dec. 1, 2013): Noodle, Texas- Hundreds of pint-sized, bratty pageant children and their obnoxious…
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Campus believers find faith in the mythical Ithacat Enthusiasts of fun and exhilarating new religions such as Jediism will be in for a treat after…
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Shakespearean Sonnet for NSA, TSA & Other SOBs
by Gillian Wenzel November 7, 2013I post my duck-face- you watch me true I could only wish you’d double tap my… Selfie- selfishly I must say I like you You…
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Buzzsaw Asks Why… Cornell hasn’t droned us yet?
by Rachel Maus November 7, 2013According to their website, the Cornell University Unmanned Air Systems team (affectionately referred to as CUAir) is “an interdisciplinary project team working to design, build,…
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TLC Launches New “A-Wal!” Reality Show
by Lizzy Rosenberg November 7, 2013Wal-Mart security cameras prove to have nationwide entertainment value When Sam Walton first opened Wal-Mart’s signature blue doors in 1962, he had absolutely no idea…
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Divorcee uses position at NSA for Vengeance On Thursday, Tammie Fae, a mother of two, received a phone call at 5 a.m. On the other…