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How food is a symbol of our own existential dread All food is bad for you and will kill you. If it tastes good, it’ll…

A journey to understanding Following the shocking results of the 2016 election of Donald J. Trump into the Oval Office, much chaos ensued throughout the…

Spider-Man’s got two dates to the prom – can he swing it? Homecoming: a night of romance for some, but a night of sweaty and…

The famed duo faces its final breakup Shocking news has unfolded for music fans around the nation. In a freak occurrence, Art Garfunkel was reportedly…

It’s because he’s never tried mad dank kush By Cara Olson Out of all the presidential cabinet members, one may expect attorney general Jeff Sessions…

Chance the Rapper looks for a new intern Recent Grammy winner Chancelor Bennett, better known as Chance the Rapper, is looking for an intern: “someone…

Why do we get so distracted about things we care about? For example, why aren’t sporks more of a thing? Look, I’m not saying I…

Face it, it’s probably going to happen Hollywood has a long history of casting white people to play the roles of Asian characters. From overtly…

But James Cameron would rather talk about his tiny little submarine Recently, Disney announced that they will be opening a new theme park ride based…

Yes. It’s true. Very weird. Trump’s littler hand creeps toward 4 on the great-great-great-grandfather clock residing in Steve Bannon’s Hexagon Office, designed with the idea…