They’re excited for the tropical storms too Carolina Hurricane fans have no problem with 2017 being called the “year of the Hurricane” by the non-sports…
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Your opinions are far inferior to these opinions I hate Gerry. Who is Gerry, you ask? Oh, I’ll tell you who Gerry is. Gerry is…
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OPINION: I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO EAT FOR DINNER AND I’M MAKING IT EVERYBODY ELSE’S PROBLEM
by Will Cohan October 31, 2017How food is a symbol of our own existential dread All food is bad for you and will kill you. If it tastes good, it’ll…
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Incoming Freshmen Afraid To Ask Each Other Who They Voted For
by Thomas Pettitt October 31, 2017A journey to understanding Following the shocking results of the 2016 election of Donald J. Trump into the Oval Office, much chaos ensued throughout the…
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Spider-Man’s got two dates to the prom – can he swing it? Homecoming: a night of romance for some, but a night of sweaty and…
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The famed duo faces its final breakup Shocking news has unfolded for music fans around the nation. In a freak occurrence, Art Garfunkel was reportedly…
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It’s because he’s never tried mad dank kush By Cara Olson Out of all the presidential cabinet members, one may expect attorney general Jeff Sessions…
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Chance the Rapper looks for a new intern Recent Grammy winner Chancelor Bennett, better known as Chance the Rapper, is looking for an intern: “someone…
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Why do we get so distracted about things we care about? For example, why aren’t sporks more of a thing? Look, I’m not saying I…
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4 White Actors Most Likely to Play Asian Characters
by Edward Willshire April 10, 2017Face it, it’s probably going to happen Hollywood has a long history of casting white people to play the roles of Asian characters. From overtly…