Sawdust

Thousands switch their birthdays to January 8th Seattle first-grader Nicholas Sherman had been looking forward to his seventh birthday party at Chuck E. Cheese’s for…

It’s just a bunch of guys who say “Damn, that’s crazy,” after every sentence We all know that an Ithaca Winter is a hard time…

Eats through snow to car Local man Anthony Rosen was found unconscious in his front yard after attempting to travel through several feet of snow…

It takes forever A local 80-year-old has broken the record for the amount of time it took someone to blow out their birthday candles. Hal…

I lay on the branch, purring and keeping myself invisible, when the girl approaches. She can’t be more than seven years old. And she’s human.…

Countless injured on Valentine’s Day “Love hurts. There is no getting around it. But I always thought of that saying in a more metaphorical sense.…

He’s like Wolfgang, except worse “Chad is so hot,” Melissa whispered to her roommate Diane on a late Thursday night. She tipped the back of…

Anti-math movement emerges “I don’t like it,” said six-year-old Emily Robertson from Glen Falls, New York. “It’s dumb! I don’t want to do it anymore.”…

Still better than the ICC A scientific report published last year revealed that Generation Z is the laziest generation that has existed in the entire…

First of all, I’m using a lowercase “g” because god has done nothing to deserve the uppercase letter. Some people are very insistent that god…