You thought it was all over. You thought I was done? Well bitch…you thought wrong. When I entered my first buzzsaw pitch meeting, I saw…
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Marriage/DivorceNew issueSawdust
Local Father Who Lives in RV Behind Bass Pro Shops Shocked to Lose Custody Battle
by Olivia Stemp May 12, 2025Let the record show that Brent L. Torque, age 44, father of three, possessor of one snake and zero working brake lights, earnestly believed he…
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Marriage/DivorceNew issueSawdust
The 2025 National Hot, Divorced Dad Convention was ‘way gayer than we thought it was going to be’, Experts Say
by Brendan Tomaszewski May 12, 2025[Editor’s Note: This edition was originally supposed to have 2 features covering events on Easter Sunday, with one reporter covering the National Hot, Divorced Dad…
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Marriage/DivorceNew issueSawdust
How To Make A Wedding All About You In Ten Easy Steps!
by Charlotte Caucci May 12, 2025Look, it’s not my fault that Gemma is really fucking boring. She’s the kind of girl that gets excited when she eats a really good…
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Marriage/DivorceNew issueSawdust
Forget wedding DJs, I’ll make the playlist for your divorce shower
by Stephanie Tokasz May 11, 2025Well, you got married a little too young. Maybe for love. Maybe for the dual-income tax break. Maybe because you forgot to use protection. Maybe…
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Marriage/DivorceNew issueSawdust
Buzzsaw Asks…Why does Connor have to go?
by Connor Stanford May 11, 2025I know everyone is devastated to hear of my leaving. I expect everyone in black tie–late aughts, cabaret punk attire. It’ll be just like that…
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Marriage/DivorceNew issueSawdust
Saw asks…Why do you have to drag me back into this Buzz?
by Connor Stanford May 11, 2025Dear Buzz, Things have changed since we last spoke. I received your letter. It’s a reminder of the few sweet moments we had together, but…
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Marriage/DivorceNew issueSawdust
Buzz asks…Why does it have to be this way, Saw?
by Connor Stanford May 11, 2025Dear Saw, Darling sweet. This isn’t you, babysaw. You’re so sexy and beautiful, and god I wish I could have you again. Every time I…
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Marriage/DivorceNew issueSawdust
An Open Letter to Everyone Who Calls My Marriage to Another Straight Woman “Gay”
by Olivia Stemp May 11, 2025Every single day I wake up, brush the hair out of my wife’s face, kiss her forehead lovingly, and go online to be accused of…
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Marriage/DivorceNew issueSawdust
Top Ten Sexual Encounters That Were Worse Than Getting Assaulted:
by Anonymous May 11, 2025During a particularly high stakes game of Would You Rather, a girl asked the group “Would you rather have your WORST sex recorded and broadcasted…