“Creep” apparently the best song ever Local Radiohead fan, Sam Rogers, claims to know everything about music. His passion for what he calls “quality music”…
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Superhero lives in secret Surely, by this point everyone knows about Dr. Destruction, the masked maniac who has been terrorizing our city for the past…
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Candidates compete for office in talent competition With voter turnouts for the last presidential election at a record low, candidates of the 2016 election wanted…
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Infamous rappers running successful antique store Recently we all turned on our televisions and heard the news: “Tonight on CBS, we reveal a shocking truth…
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How does my sexuality have anything to do with my vices? (No religious commentary, please.) Okay, I guess I kind of get it: you’re pissed…
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Jesus criticizes Sean Hannity for blasphemy Sean Hannity, host of Fox News’ “The Sean Hannity Show,” was surprised to learn last night that Jesus Christ…
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College grad moves back home to watch Netflix As friends exchanged tearful hugs on commencement day, newly graduated Ethan Lacey had an advantage that nobody…
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7 steps to reeling in your husband, whether he likes it or not You’re sexy! You’re flirty! You’re fun! That’s everything a man wants, right?…
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Natalia Kills retrospectively calls out Adam and Eve Natalia Kills was overheard screaming at the Special Snowflake café earlier last week about something astonishing. “This…
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Audio file surfaces, showing icons’ true colors Hollywood, California, 2015 — in this town of dreams and big business is a car carrying seven of…