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Kanye West secretly pens final three Harry Potter novels Kanye West is a man of many talents — way more talent in his baby toe…

By now you’re probably aware of the controversy surrounding Target store’s decision to “move away from gender-based signs,” as stated on their website. But even…

“Creep” apparently the best song ever Local Radiohead fan, Sam Rogers, claims to know everything about music. His passion for what he calls “quality music”…

Superhero lives in secret Surely, by this point everyone knows about Dr. Destruction, the masked maniac who has been terrorizing our city for the past…

Candidates compete for office in talent competition With voter turnouts for the last presidential election at a record low, candidates of the 2016 election wanted…

Infamous rappers running successful antique store Recently we all turned on our televisions and heard the news: “Tonight on CBS, we reveal a shocking truth…

How does my sexuality have anything to do with my vices? (No religious commentary, please.) Okay, I guess I kind of get it: you’re pissed…

Jesus criticizes Sean Hannity for blasphemy Sean Hannity, host of Fox News’ “The Sean Hannity Show,” was surprised to learn last night that Jesus Christ…

College grad moves back home to watch Netflix As friends exchanged tearful hugs on commencement day, newly graduated Ethan Lacey had an advantage that nobody…

7 steps to reeling in your husband, whether he likes it or not You’re sexy! You’re flirty! You’re fun! That’s everything a man wants, right?…