2016 presidential campaign actually reboot of Kutcher’s reality show Anderson Cooper: “Welcome to the final 2016 Presidential Debate. I’m Anderson Cooper, and I’ll be your…
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Fifth spice girl emerges to tell all In the mid 1990s, the Spice Girls took the music world by storm with their insanely catchy dance-influenced…
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Researchers test, determine which campus has greenest grass Breaking News: Cornell Scientists Report Grass Really Is Greener at Ithaca. A year-long research project came to…
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Libertarian nominee gracefully accepts defeat Fellow Americans, this election has certainly been one of the most important ones our party has ever seen. Not only…
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They’re salty, they’re chewy and they’re always kind of…wet? But everyday, hundreds of billions of people consume olives on salads, pizzas and more. Personally, I…
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Men Across Ithaca Think Women Mean Opposite of What They Say ITHACA, NY – Women throughout Tompkins County have begun reporting a strange phenomenon. Their…
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Real Science On How To Have A Healthy Diet by Dr. Richard McCob The articles “Nothing you’re eating is healthy,” “Food Ravages the Body,” and…
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Buzzsaw Magazine Relinquishes Its Morals, Becomes Punk Rock Zine Dear Reader, We would like to inform you of some changes coming to Buzzsaw Magazine. As…
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Presidential Candidate Replaced With Reruns Of The Apprentice A hesitant knock is heard on a large, golden door, then silence for a beat before the…
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“Get up! You’re gonna be late for school!” The childhood words trigger an immediate response by most: the familiar pang associated with having to wake…