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It’s Time To Shelve This So-Called “Classic” Recently, Disney announced plans to finance a continuation of the Planet of the Apes movies. However, with our…

New Theme Park Prospects Are Out of This World Thank you all for joining us today. I am here to present to you the newest…

White Team vs POC Team It was an outstanding defeat for the People of Color at the 527th Annual Tightrope Competition, where the whites won…

Stop Shaming Me and Fix Your Own Stupid Atmosphere Dear Earth, I have been wanting to write this letter for the longest time, but I…

Innovative Program Will Not Risk Anyone Important Hello everyone! Before you ask, yes, NASA is still relevant and necessary for more than just a logo…

Our Magazine Has Entered Retrograde Horoscopes. What a concept! From checking Co-Star every morning to Instagram memes unapologetically roasting Scorpios for… well… being Scorpios, astrology…

Fucking duh, we live in a simulation. You think we live on a little blue sphere heated by a hot sphere spinning around one another…

A Guide for Weaklings Teenagers are subject to all sorts of fads and trends. The latest thing these crazy kids are interested in is staring…

Found Field Journals Depict Bizarre Social Behaviors In a strange coincidence with the submission cycle for the Puberty issue, Buzzsaw has come into the possession…

Transcribed Speech from First Chair Trombonist to School Board Parents, students, and members of the school board, I know the baseball team is here tonight…