Listen, I’m not here to blame the mothers. Switching to two-legged birth did nothing to make it easier on them. But genuinely, have you ever…
Sawdust
-
-
PubertySawdust
Teachers and Students Agree: Rusty, Unused Gym Class Showers Are A Great Place to Cry
by Sarah Moon November 2, 2019There’s Even A Drain for the Tears Hall monitors at Ithaca High School discovered why a suspicious number of students were lingering past the bell…
-
Stores Across the Country Exposed While Consumers Seem Unconcerned Chaos has erupted in high fashion department stores across the country. Once revered fashion labels like…
-
A list of the shit we actually care about 1. Chicken tenders from the pub 2. Don from Towers 3. The #ICPopUp 4. Energizer bunny…
-
Goodbyes Always Give Me Indigestion To My Prince Charming, Sodexo, We need to talk. You were once the Sodex- to my o, and without you…
-
The charmingly outdated business will live on in our hearts I don’t know why, but I’ve been feeling very nostalgic lately. My mind keeps roaming…
-
HaircutSawdust
Buzzsaw Asks Why… This column became desperate attempts at humor?
by Will Cohan May 30, 2019So I was flipping through an old issue of Buzzsaw Haircut and I noticed something strange when I got to the end of the magazine.…
-
Creativity is too hard Buzzsaw had a good run, working hard to create countless magazine issues for the last 20 years, but all good things…
-
“People spill me and don’t even cry. No one understands my pain” Lactose-intolerance must cease. My whole life, people have disregarded my pain. “Pain is…
-
Mr. Clean, the Brawny Man, and the Charmin Bear I feel bad doing this because I love the fuzzy little guy, but we’re just gonna…