Questions the Way Their Art is Evolving I paint myself the same way every morning: white as the base all over my face and then…
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Hammond Caught Injecting Orange Juice Into the Veins of Students
by Sarah Moon March 17, 2020Claims It was an Honest Mistake Hammond Health Center was recently found to have administered shots of off-brand orange juice, SunnyD, into students instead of…
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Second Half of Lime Bought as Garnish for Drinks Now Wasting Away in Fridge
by Carolyn Langer March 17, 2020Contemplates His Mortality I had grown completely into my peel when I first felt human touch. It was slightly painful to be ripped from the…
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Free Lemonade Now Offered to Students Waiting in Line at CC
by Imani Turner-Wells March 17, 2020Step Right Up I was walking through the Campus Center today during lunchtime. Wow, was that a mistake. I saw the front of the line…
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Claim the Health Board Doesn’t Even Know What They’re Talking About An open letter to our College Judicial Board, We as an organization would like…
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Buzzsaw Asks Why… People Confuse Lemons for Faulty Cars?
by Isabel Murray March 17, 2020Buzzsaw does not wish to be elitist in assuming that everyone has seen and could distinguish between a car and a lemon, but we have…
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You’ll All Be Sorry I’m the groundhog who lives under the Rothschild Place trailer, but I’m also sick of being known as only that. Here’s…
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Scientists Discover a New Home Remedy for Cold Symptoms
by Peter Tkaczyk March 17, 2020Eating a Whole Lemon May be the Only Answer This past week, a study was published by the Ithaca Institute of Scientific Matter stating that…
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GameStop Backroom Now Takes Gently Used Organs and Plasma
by Sarah Moon December 20, 2019GameStop Stresses That They Are Not a Substitute for the Black Market The local Ithaca GameStop has announced that in addition to video games and…
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Local Athlete Starting to Think Hide-and-Seek Would Be More Fun If They Had Any Friends
by Sarah Moon December 20, 2019Hiding Champion Opens Up About Loneliness I should have realized that spending four hours alone in my wardrobe was a red flag, especially since I…