We are living in times of great uncertainty, causing many people to start asking themselves the big questions; What is the meaning of life? Does…
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Refuses to Social Distance We are living in a time of uncertainty, in which some have termed a time of fear. It is difficult to…
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Family builds boat out of flex tape, wants to create an arc to escape coronavirus
by Carolyn Langer May 20, 2020They imagined everything they could do with the power of flex tape “As Roman Catholics, we believe in miracles,” said the confident sixty-three-year-old Jerome Diluvian,…
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Zanzegrab the Unutterer of Words Not Immune to Your Toilet Paper Hoarding
by Peter Tkaczyk May 20, 2020Panic Buying Affects Us All Panic buying. During this ongoing pandemic, everybody has seen what it does. People sweeping store shelves clean and leaving little…
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Street Mimes Adopt Glass Boxes to Stop the Spread of Germs
by Carolyn Langer May 20, 2020Questions the Way Their Art is Evolving I paint myself the same way every morning: white as the base all over my face and then…
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Hammond Caught Injecting Orange Juice Into the Veins of Students
by Sarah Moon March 17, 2020Claims It was an Honest Mistake Hammond Health Center was recently found to have administered shots of off-brand orange juice, SunnyD, into students instead of…
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Second Half of Lime Bought as Garnish for Drinks Now Wasting Away in Fridge
by Carolyn Langer March 17, 2020Contemplates His Mortality I had grown completely into my peel when I first felt human touch. It was slightly painful to be ripped from the…
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Free Lemonade Now Offered to Students Waiting in Line at CC
by Imani Turner-Wells March 17, 2020Step Right Up I was walking through the Campus Center today during lunchtime. Wow, was that a mistake. I saw the front of the line…
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Claim the Health Board Doesn’t Even Know What They’re Talking About An open letter to our College Judicial Board, We as an organization would like…
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Buzzsaw Asks Why… People Confuse Lemons for Faulty Cars?
by Isabel Murray March 17, 2020Buzzsaw does not wish to be elitist in assuming that everyone has seen and could distinguish between a car and a lemon, but we have…