A Woman’s Guide to Not Being An Inconvenience I was recently kidnapped. I know what you’re thinking, “if you were kidnapped how are you writing…
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And If They Don’t, Break up with Them Immediately. For the Couple That’s Been Together for Only 3 Months Yet is Already Thinking About Marriage:…
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He’s Not As Bad As He Seems Hey Paizleigh, You’re probably not reading this letter, since I don’t plan on ever sending it. Even if…
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Valentine’s Day F.A.Q. “Ask Andrew Tate” is a column that spearheads the explicit topic of sex, despite frantic pleas from the editors. Reader discretion is…
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Cupid Lashes out at People who Blame him for Their Failed Romances
by Lenley Aikin March 12, 2023“Girl, I Told you to Dump His Ass.” It’s February and Valentine’s Day is approaching, but love is not in the air. The number of…
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Mr. Burns x Jungkook ???: *???:* *:???*:??? Hello, it’s SugarplumSky09! And a SUPAH special onyonghasayo to my Korean fans. YOU GUYS!!!!! I am…
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Attempt to Resist Glepnir the Undying Love is in the air, dear readers! As January turns to February and Cupid nocks an arrow to gore…
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She towered above me, feet planted firmly at the base of the pedestal. She was incomplete; mostly intact but lacking a few key details. A…
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When you reach out for me, I know I can lean into you? Our breath intertwined?? As thick as stew? When I think of you??…
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CrushProse & Cons
An Overcrowded School Gymnasium, Sponsored by the Catholic Church
by Audra Fitzgerald March 10, 2023I am twelve years old and my naive mind is clouded with expectations. Boys like girls who wear padded bras and cheap tops and tight…