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Americans Are Tired of “The Star-Spangled Banner”
by Isabel Murray March 19, 2018They’re realizing that it’s just not a good song Recently, Americans have become increasingly uncomfortable at football games. Unlike most of us, people who attend…
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Secures Win for Barron’s Game A couple of weeks ago when President Trump traveled to Dover Air Force Base in Delaware, he went with Ivanka…
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We all know who the Oscar goes to Every year around the same time, we all turn our attention to the Dolby Theater to acknowledge…
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There are letters in me…an alphabetical myriad of combinations and connotations…twenty-six letters I’ve known since childhood…their potential unbeknownst to me…the years will soon teach me…
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Takes Advice from a Sentient Bird Donald Trump stands alone on his desk, naked, with a new Secret Service agent, Trevett with The Blue Hair,…
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I stood against the wall, opposite from the dining hall doors Sunday morning waiting for the dining hall to open and a boy I never…
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Countries prepare to send forth their most jacked up, mutated athletes This week, the International Olympic Committee announced that they were preparing to hold the…
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RAW FROM THE SAW – Film Review: The Shape of Water
by Caity Schmitz March 19, 2018Only Guillermo del Toro would include female masturbation within the first scene of a film. The Shape of Water, a new del Toro film, is…
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RAW FROM THE SAW – Film Review: Call Me By Your Name
by Mateo Flores March 19, 2018Call Me By Your Name is, without a doubt, one of the best films of 2017. It feels brazen to start a review for a…