It broke
You have to be fucking kidding me
No I’m not yelling at you
Get dressed, we have to go to CVS
Where are my underwear
I’m sorry
Yes I love you, and would love to stay and cuddle
But this shit is serious
I was literally just inside you
Weeks pass
More relief than an orgasm
When she asks if my sister has any tampons
Let’s ride up and down the street together and celebrate
For our time will last forever, (as long as you say it will)
And your hair will flow out the window while you touch my leg
Not again, not for a while