Sawdust

The true story of a robot left to die on the big red rock

Ah, alas. The Great Pumpkin Week of 2012. How lucky are we, privileged college students in a constant state of stress and unnecessary delusion, to…

Why is everyone so offended by the word moist? It is just a synonym for damp or wet. What is the big deal with that little five-letter word?

New translator allows for communication with socially handicapped

When tattoos get lost in translation

Have you ever wondered what *@#%$ means? The children of Agloe, NY do, thanks to a wonderful, new program started by high school drop out, Dicky Cox. Cox, age 17, rides on school buses and teaches the local children all the bad language they will ever need to know. No age is too young for this teacher; his classes include all ages, K-12.

Not your mother’s reference book

As I entered Friends Hall for my first class this year, I realized something about the layout was strange. Every single desk was scattered and…

Anglophile scares family with new obsession

Freshman pledge pulls faux pas of the year