Questions have been circulating since the announcement that funding to NASA would be cut significantly in the coming years. According to a source, NASA has spent countless taxpayer dollars searching for life on the once popular social networking website, MySpace.
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A field trip at Walkerville Elementary School went awry last Monday when fourth grade teacher Ms.Valerie Frizzle led her class on a suicide/homicide mission. -
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Ah, alas. The Great Pumpkin Week of 2012. How lucky are we, privileged college students in a constant state of stress and unnecessary delusion, to…
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Why is everyone so offended by the word moist? It is just a synonym for damp or wet. What is the big deal with that little five-letter word?
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New translator allows for communication with socially handicapped
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Have you ever wondered what *@#%$ means? The children of Agloe, NY do, thanks to a wonderful, new program started by high school drop out, Dicky Cox. Cox, age 17, rides on school buses and teaches the local children all the bad language they will ever need to know. No age is too young for this teacher; his classes include all ages, K-12.
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Not your mother’s reference book
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As I entered Friends Hall for my first class this year, I realized something about the layout was strange. Every single desk was scattered and…