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McDonald’s limited-time items’ permanent side effects Attention! This is a Public Service Announcement for any and all who look forward to McDonald’s exclusive once-a-year items.…

People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals is known for stirring controversy with their unconventional advertisements promoting veganism, its public attacks on various companies, and…

Rise in cannibalism attributed to NBC show The true mark of a successful television show is determined by its fandom’s dedication. As such, NBC’s Hannibal…

Tales and trials of a zombie playing a zombie I have a confession. When I first explored Ithaca College’s campus as a young undead adult,…

Paula Deen makes a comeback with line of edibles SAVANNAH, Georgia – Beloved resident and renowned butter-enthusiast, Paula Deen, is making an extremely questionable comeback…

A memoir It had been weeks since I had come out of the closet and I was excited to fulfill my role in life, forever…

Supreme Court passes “Friendzone Doctrine” This month, the Supreme Court came to a technically unanimous decision (the three women Justices’ votes being thrown out due…

Texas admits they don’t actually want to secede from the US Last Friday, Texas senator John Cornyn admitted that all of the state’s previous attempts…

Bankrupt bookstore chain plans epic comeback One bookstore is making sure you won’t simply turn the page on their respectable run. Borders has recently announced…