People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals is known for stirring controversy with their unconventional advertisements promoting veganism, its public attacks on various companies, and…
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Rise in cannibalism attributed to NBC show The true mark of a successful television show is determined by its fandom’s dedication. As such, NBC’s Hannibal…
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Tales and trials of a zombie playing a zombie I have a confession. When I first explored Ithaca College’s campus as a young undead adult,…
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Paula Deen makes a comeback with line of edibles SAVANNAH, Georgia – Beloved resident and renowned butter-enthusiast, Paula Deen, is making an extremely questionable comeback…
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Supreme Court passes “Friendzone Doctrine” This month, the Supreme Court came to a technically unanimous decision (the three women Justices’ votes being thrown out due…
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Texas admits they don’t actually want to secede from the US Last Friday, Texas senator John Cornyn admitted that all of the state’s previous attempts…
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Bankrupt bookstore chain plans epic comeback One bookstore is making sure you won’t simply turn the page on their respectable run. Borders has recently announced…
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Springtime: arguably the most wonderful time of the year in Ithaca, NY. The snow has melted, the skies are (sometimes) blue, and flowers are a-bloomin’.…
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Cornell alum petitions for more divide between the schools Apparently, to some Cornell alumni, separation by hills just isn’t enough anymore. Cornell alum Brandon St.…