He refuses to part with them As a dental hygienist for many years, I’ve had my fair share of cases of edentulism, or toothlessness, but…
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Use Dr. Sparkle’s Tooth Clippers Hi kids! My name is Doctor Sparkle, and I’m here to teach you all about how to keep your teeth…
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How to write sad poems about sadness It’s possible that you’ve read a book or a collection of poems and thought, “Hey! I could do…
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Police and teachers speak out against misuse of baked goods Another day, another two hundred students drop out of school due to the muffin epidemic.…
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Literally everything is served smushed into a mason jar A new Ithacan restaurant, Stuffed, opened last Friday in The Commons. The company is using new…
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As told by Darius, the Vampire Day 1 Hello Journal. It is I, Darius Mihai, Vistier under the reign of Alexandru Ioan Cuza, writing to…
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Ithaca College removes all stairs from campus in response Ithaca College announced yesterday that it will be getting rid of all stairs as a way…
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I avoided drinking coffee for a long time. I drank caffeine, but usually in the form of soda. I wasn’t worried about coffee making me…
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It consists of nineteen molecules and is completely worthless The world rejoiced this weekend as the Institute for Molecular Engineering announced a breakthrough in one…
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Tearfully resigns from office One week ago, Mississippi Senator Patrick Bakerson was caught by his secretary passionately eating devil’s food cake in his office. This…