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Admits to only reading the Sparknotes of the Bible The Catholic Church has once again found itself under fire, but not for what you’re thinking.…

Calls press to record him heroically picking up said trash On October 12th, a cellphone was shattered along the edge of the 405 in Bel…

Turns out the monster’s name actually is Frankenstein The phrase, “Actually, Frankenstein was the name of the doctor, not the monster,” has been proudly uttered…

As a wise MOC editor once said, “I know we have to chew. But at what cost?” Teeth are weird and gross and probably shouldn’t…

He got distracted by the latest hot romance novel Passengers aboard commercial flight IC0712 from LA to Sidney were mildly flabbergasted to find themselves in…

He refuses to part with them As a dental hygienist for many years, I’ve had my fair share of cases of edentulism, or toothlessness, but…

Use Dr. Sparkle’s Tooth Clippers Hi kids! My name is Doctor Sparkle, and I’m here to teach you all about how to keep your teeth…

How to write sad poems about sadness It’s possible that you’ve read a book or a collection of poems and thought, “Hey! I could do…

Police and teachers speak out against misuse of baked goods Another day, another two hundred students drop out of school due to the muffin epidemic.…