Turns out the monster’s name actually is Frankenstein The phrase, “Actually, Frankenstein was the name of the doctor, not the monster,” has been proudly uttered…
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As a wise MOC editor once said, “I know we have to chew. But at what cost?” Teeth are weird and gross and probably shouldn’t…
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Scientists Discover Proof of Existence After Death
by Isabel Murray November 26, 2018Just a lot of sad, bored ghosts A breakthrough happened at a local haunted motel this Saturday afternoon when scientists finally made contact with the…
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He got distracted by the latest hot romance novel Passengers aboard commercial flight IC0712 from LA to Sidney were mildly flabbergasted to find themselves in…
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He refuses to part with them As a dental hygienist for many years, I’ve had my fair share of cases of edentulism, or toothlessness, but…
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Use Dr. Sparkle’s Tooth Clippers Hi kids! My name is Doctor Sparkle, and I’m here to teach you all about how to keep your teeth…
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How to write sad poems about sadness It’s possible that you’ve read a book or a collection of poems and thought, “Hey! I could do…
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Police and teachers speak out against misuse of baked goods Another day, another two hundred students drop out of school due to the muffin epidemic.…
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Literally everything is served smushed into a mason jar A new Ithacan restaurant, Stuffed, opened last Friday in The Commons. The company is using new…
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As told by Darius, the Vampire Day 1 Hello Journal. It is I, Darius Mihai, Vistier under the reign of Alexandru Ioan Cuza, writing to…