WASHINGTON, JANUARY 20, 2056 – In the immediate of truth, our novel President delivered. At Inaugural Address, a Nation shocked with forebears came sputtering and…
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Dystopia | Fall 2024Sawdust
Buzzsaw asks…why can’t I have a laser gun?
by Connor Stanford October 16, 2024I should probably have a laser gun. Shockingly, I don’t have one yet. We likely already have them, they’re just not showing them to me.…
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Buzzsex Quickies
by Buzzsaw Magazine October 16, 2024Buzzsex is a returning mini-section from the annals of Buzzsaw history. This section is meant to provide a space for people to share their craziest…
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The year is 2150, and while you would think there’d have to be flying cars by this point, you’d be wrong. Instead of futuristic, technological…
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Dystopia | Fall 2024Sawdust
What I eat in a day under an authoritarian regime
by Em Levine October 16, 2024Guess who’s back my gorgeous, gorgeous fans! It’s your girl, Cynthia! And I just finished up all those clearance checks I talked about in my…
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Dystopia | Fall 2024FeaturedSawdust
My Plan to Turn the Ithaca College Natural Lands Into a Go-Kart Track
by Matt Argus October 16, 2024I’ve got a big evil secret And I thought I could keep it But I’m planning on turning the college’s natural lands into a go-kart…
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Dystopia | Fall 2024Sawdust
Ithaca College Appears on List of Colleges that Most Frequently Appear on Lists
by Kevin O'Connor October 16, 2024School also ranked among best in Existentially Threatening Architecture, Bathroom Cleanliness Ithaca College snatched the 4th spot on EduNews’s list of the Most Listed Colleges…
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The Spring is a perfect time to connect with your roots. You can spend time in the _____[noun]______ or perhaps enjoy the sunshine by ______[verb…
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Can you spy: 1 Etch a sketch 5 letters –what do they spell? (ROOTS) 3 vials of glitter 2 barrettes 4 toy cars 5 plastic…
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FeaturedRoots | Spring 2024Sawdust
Foraging for Fun and for Profit with Conrad Whippoorwill
by Cormac Abbey May 3, 2024Hello. Funny seeing you here. Well, not exactly, because you are reading my writing on a page, so I can’t see you, nor are you…