Aries (March 21 – April 19): Aries is a true stab-ey type. They have no chill, they didn’t plan to kill you but you were…
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Rent increase sends swaths of millennials flocking to creepy cabins in the woods, displacing hundreds of serial killers
by Stephanie Tokasz October 5, 2022Due to the recent recession, many millennials and teenagers have not been able to pay their rent. Instead of moving back in with their parents,…
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I think I was selfish before love had to be mine love had to be lonely. But I was so lost in my own sea…
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Sometimes I’m a woman Sometimes yes. Sometimes I am. Like in the mornings when I first wake But not when I’m walking down a hallway…
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TRIGGER WARNING: Mention of Suicide The patient was a 26-year-old Vietnamese American woman with no significant past medical history. She died via asphyxiation of the…
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My feet carry me away to the bleachers on the field where down below the soccer club practices. They’re not you but it’s close so…
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Ranking Which Marvel Characters are Most Likely to Kill You
by TJ Bogart October 5, 2022We had a great start to phase four and these properties just kept blowing our minds. Since we have a lot to cover, we will…
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Life sometimes feels like a constant revolving door, and each time I walk out there’s a funeral occurring Both in the literal and metaphorical. I…
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Everyone’s favorite character is back. Ewan McGregor’s Obi-Wan Kenobi is back in his self-titled show. In this excellent adventure, Obi-Wan is tasked to save a…
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Why We Sometimes Love Villainous Characters With fall on everyone’s minds and Halloween right around the corner, it is likely that you will start getting…