Well, you got married a little too young. Maybe for love. Maybe for the dual-income tax break. Maybe because you forgot to use protection. Maybe…
Issues
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I know everyone is devastated to hear of my leaving. I expect everyone in black tie–late aughts, cabaret punk attire. It’ll be just like that…
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Marriage/DivorceSawdust
Saw asks…Why do you have to drag me back into this Buzz?
by Connor Stanford May 11, 2025Dear Buzz, Things have changed since we last spoke. I received your letter. It’s a reminder of the few sweet moments we had together, but…
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Marriage/DivorceSawdust
Buzz asks…Why does it have to be this way, Saw?
by Connor Stanford May 11, 2025Dear Saw, Darling sweet. This isn’t you, babysaw. You’re so sexy and beautiful, and god I wish I could have you again. Every time I…
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Marriage/DivorceSawdust
An Open Letter to Everyone Who Calls My Marriage to Another Straight Woman “Gay”
by Olivia Stemp May 11, 2025Every single day I wake up, brush the hair out of my wife’s face, kiss her forehead lovingly, and go online to be accused of…
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Marriage/DivorceSawdust
Top Ten Sexual Encounters That Were Worse Than Getting Assaulted:
by Anonymous May 11, 2025During a particularly high stakes game of Would You Rather, a girl asked the group “Would you rather have your WORST sex recorded and broadcasted…
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I got picked up by this guy I met at a concert in his car, who said he knew a spot. Indicating that he wanted…
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Know your rights and use them when in the presence of ICE agents. Protect your community. Carry a red card with you at all times…
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Tired of dating apps? We know we are. Get back out there in person with the Tracks To Love! At 60 feet per minute, getting…
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“I’ll never do it again cuz I love you!” Such a blatant lie turns me to ice. You’ve done it before, and you’ll do it…